PanickedTurkey-plz
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TEN DAYS UNTIL THANKSGIVING!!!?!?!
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It's only ten days until the day of death and despair! I decided to write my memoir before I start playing Dodge the Bullet. So I'm sure most of you think Thanksgiving is a fun, happy time right? WRONG! It's a sick, disgusting Holiday where everyone celebrates the death of us turkeys! You people make me sick! And then you roast 'em and eat 'em! I lost my great uncle Marv to a stove. Sure he was insane but that's not the point! I am too young to die!
Starting today I am sending a letter to the White House to take turkeys off the menu and replace it with ham. I hate pigs! They're all a bunch of lousy jerks. You know Animal Farm? Ye
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Thanksgiving!? WHERE!?!?
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Hello! I'm NOT a turkey!
...Well, okay, I am. But I don't want any hunters to figure it out. I'd like to live long enough to see New Year's. You see, I'm a turkey. I came from an egg, ate a lot, and then got fat! You'd think I'd be skinny after all my time running from those hunters, but I don't. Anyway, I was born in November and as soon as I learned to open my eyes I learned what you humans eat for Thanksgiving: TURKEY! Seriously!? Are you kidding me!? Who was the sick barbarian who started that tradition!? What did we ever do to you!? We don't start wars, we don't murder, we don't steal money, we're just a couple of nice birds who can't fl
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